I feel crummy, and dummy and mad!!!!! Can anyone name the song I am parodying?
What is going on inside myself? I wish I knew. I've spent the past three days with a constant stomach ache. The gluten-free thing is not helping. It's hurting. I've been trying to get in touch with the doctor, but that's proving a lot more difficult than it should.
This is the worst possible time for this because
a) I am going to Seattle this weekend for the best trip ever with my former roommates Tessa, Melissa, and Kate
b) My students' concert is on Tuesday
c) My Wasatch chorale dress rehearsal and concert are on Wednesday and Thursday
d) One or both of my parents will be in town next week
Let's get this thing figured out! Dr. Jones, Jones, calling Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones wake up now (wake up now!). That was for you, Joe.