Katie, spending the night in Provo with her parents, wakes up at 6:30 in the morning. She can't get the Costco coconut almonds from the night before out of her head. She goes in to her parents room and starts looking around for the bag. Her mom wakes up from the sound of her daughter rummaging around.
Mom: Katie?
Katie: Mom, where are the coconut almonds?
Mom: I don't know, I was looking for them at midnight! I think they are all gone.
Katie: No! I want some so bad!!
After looking in the trash for evidence of the consumed delicacies and finding none, Katie goes back to bed, stumped but empty handed. She wakes again at 8:30 a.m. and goes on a second search for the bag of chocolate covered treats.
Mom: Did you find the coconut almonds?
Katie: No, but there is no empty bag in the trash so they can't be all gone.
Mom: I think they got eaten last night when Jer and Tina were over.
Katie begins suspecting that maybe her sister and brother-in-law took off with the bag, but quickly dismisses the thought, ashamed of the suspicion. Again disappointed, she goes back to her room to start preparing a talk. Later, her mother comes in, singing a little song she wrote herself.
Mom: I have a surprise for Katie, the sweetest I could find! I think they are mostly eaten, I hope that you won't mind!
Katie: Oh my gosh, where were they?!
Mom: Your dad HID them last night in his bedside table!
Katie: What?!
Mom: He said to me, "Well, I ate one. And then I ate another. And then I couldn't stop. So I had to get them out of my sight." I told him, "I have to go take these to Katie!" He immediately countered, "No!" I asked him why not and he replied, "What about us?"