Do you ever have one of those moments where someone asks you what your most embarrassing moment is and you just can't think of one in particular, even though you know you've had a million?
Well, let it be known, on this day, the 14th of August, that I had my most embarrassing moment.
Are you curious?
It all started when I had a dream a few nights ago that I was a surrogate for Kate and Darren. In my dream, they were married and couldn't have children. So, I became a surrogate and was pregnant with their child.
No, that's not the embarrassing part yet.
Well, after I woke up, I sent Kate a text about my dream. She asked if it was a boy or girl, which I didn't know. I only got so far as the baby bump before I woke up. Then, she texted me and said, "Well thank you. Only a true friend would be a surrogate, even in a dream!" I thought that was hilarious and that was the end of the conversation.
Fast forward to this evening. I'm in Carrabas with Kate, Darren, Kate's mom, Darren's mom, Darren's sister and nieces, and Melissa. Darren is sitting across from Kate and next to me. We're all pleasantly enjoying our meals when randomly, I spin around in my chair to face Darren and say, "Did you hear that I'm carrying your baby?"
Let's pause for a moment to ask ourseves the following: On what PLANET does someone say that to someone
a) in public
b) to her roommate's fiancee
c) ever?
Let me try to defend myself...if that's possible. In my head, I thought Kate had already told Darren about the dream and that he would know what I was referring to.
Nope.
In my head, I thought Darren would somehow psychically read my mind and know I meant I was carrying THEIR baby.
Not a chance.
It definitely was as bad as it sounds. There was a moment of silence after I said it as we all tried to register the comment. Darren just looked at me and said something like, "What was that, again?"
Lucky for me, both Kate and Darren have great senses of humor. And also lucky for me, only our end of the table heard it (which didn't include the mothers).
Wow. Remind me never to go out in public again.